Pocket Butt

A marital aid, similar to a pocket pussy, but for simulated anal poundings.

That queer MJ loves slammin' his pocket butt.

Jimmied

verb; To be run into, knocked down or tripped 'accidentally' by an individual with no regards for their, your or anyone elses' well being. Typically the person has no idea they just assaulted another and will continue on their way as if nothing happened.

I was just walking down the street when some asshole jimmied me into a telephone pole. The worst part is they just kept walking like nothing happened.

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