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Put ones testicles over someones eyes
While I was doing your mom I gave her some Arab goggles
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Don't go out with susan tonight, she looks a little shingee
Its the Amount of money you saved written at the bottom of a receipt, but when you ask for it they wont give it to you
Give me the $46.00 you just saved at the grocery store Dad. I cant son, that's not real money ,Its only "Phantom savings"
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Don't go into the gay bar,you might get a monkey in the bush
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Anyone of the many people that look like Jesus Christ
Hey look that Hippie looks like a Jeesi
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the part of a man you such on to get the milky substance out
man are my balls blue , i wish she would milk my cum udder
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Imposible to happen , yet it is
You did the twins and their mom, that unbefuckliveable
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