bacon-bottom

noun-an unusually large quantity of cellulite residing on the backside(ass) of entirely too many women.

If her cheeks hit the floor when she's sitting on the john she's got a bacon-bottom.

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smackoff

A degenerate moron who struggles to make intelligent decisions, but inevitably always results in disaster.

That smackoff forgot to tie the pipes to the top of the van resulting in the death of an innocent woman stopped in front of him by impalement.

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