Diarrheetes

the Greek goddess of dysentery

Yeah, I think that burrito I ate was bad. I had a visit from Diarrheetes last night. Looks like she's staying today too.

scared the squirrel

when someone jumps boundaries in a relationship (romantic, sexual, or friendship) prematurely, causing the other person to back away, or, in more extreme cases, leave the relationship altogether. It's the equivalent of holding an acorn in your hand and trying to lure a squirrel out of a tree, then waving your arms wildly in the air and scaring the squirrel back up the tree.

I haven't even met the guy yet, and he's emailing me that it's going to be hard to focus on our dinner because he'll be too busy getting 'lost in my eyes.' There won't be any dinner. He just scared the squirrel.

Big Dick Privilege

Similar to 'White Privilege, the entitlement well-hung guys enjoy (either consciously or unconsciously) due to the fact that other people want to have sex with them because of their big dicks. All of their character flaws, inconsiderate behavior, physical shortcomings, boorish behavior: all these can be overlooked because of their huge genitalia and others' desire for it.

'I'd never put up with his BS otherwise. I mean, he's just average-looking, not very interesting, is always late if he shows up at all, but that's how these guys with big dick privilege are. And it's HUGE and I can't get enough of it.'

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obliviot

an oblivious idiot

Justin Bieber and Lindsay Lohan are in a dead heat for "Obliviot of the Year."

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nairnt

an emphatic "no,"used when 'no' does not accrately show one's displeasure

"You want me to shave your back? NAIRNT!"

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lionfag

a male homosexual with a 1980's poofed out, mullet-based hair style. Due to the advent of hair gel (and the help of a blow dryer), lion fags could make elaborate, grandiose hair-don'ts, which could resemble the mane of a lion.

See that queen in the zebra-striped, bare-midriff shirt? His hair is huge! What a lionfag!

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whiff

originally from the game of whiffle ball, specifically the sound the hollow plastic bat makes when one swings hard and misses the ball.
Also, it means to fail badly at a very simple task. This is a big put down.

"I can't believe you whiffed on that pop quiz. It was just one question. I thought everyone knew who Nixon was."

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