duck wack

When you eack a duck with a floppy object.

That man just duck wacked with a wet stick.

Slickerous

When you let a mixture of semen, spit, and snot accumulate on a surface, primarily your skin or bedroom floor near an internet accessible device. The mixture is then difficult to clean up and will present a slipping hazard for some time before it becomes crustus.

I went to brads house but his room was quite Slickerous, and smelled like jizzums.