faceball

A backyard game played with a rake, a nerf football, and a picnic bench.
Rules
1) Can only be played when a Weller is present.
2) If the ball is hit and caught by a fielder, all the runners on base are out, and the batter stays up.
3) After 5 strikes the batter is out.
4) After 5 balls the batter is walked.
5) If the ball is hit inbetween two fences less than a foot apart, a homerun is scored.
6) If the ball has been hit the fielders may throw the ball at the runner. If they hit the runner, the runner is out. Tie alway goes to the fielder if it is a good hit.
7) New rules can be made by Wellers.

Dude, I've had enough of this; I'm sick of raking the yard! Let's call up the Wellers and play some faceball!

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Flange

Term used for describing non-deseribale vaginas.

Would you close your legs please, I can smell your rancid flange from here.

The sight that greeted me was not appealling - red, sore-looking spots surrounded her swollen flange.

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uh-bwuh?!

expression of confusion; shock

Guy: I had sex with your mom.

Other guy: UH-BWUH?!!?!?!

Guy: Just kidding.

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I'ma

Signifies "I am going to". A new wave craze popularized by Strong Bad, but with unknown origins. Field reporters place the extent of it's spread past Outer Mongolia.

If you say "Oregone" one more time, I'ma karate chop you in the face!!!"

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farthengnugen

not a real word

no, really, it's not. even though this is in italics, it's not an example, cause this isn't a real word. really!!!! so stop reading!! no, stop!! go to a different website! look up another word, go play frisbee or something!

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say it backwards

1) The ultimate comeback. Unbeatable if used correctly.

"...and Africa is a continent, so basically, everything you've said is bull and only a tree would believe it!"
"Say it backwards, Howard."
"What? What's that supposed to mean?"
"Say it backwards."
"...uhh..."

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Off The Chain

something that is really unique, amazing, unbelivable or, just down-right awesome

the concert last night was off the chain man

i saw joey do a 900 degree summersault of the divin board at the swimming pool, it was off the chain

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