code 4

the bread proofer at Subway

Hey, after you're done with that, get the code 4.

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SCAC

1) The Super Cool Awesome Club. What is it, you say? Read the freakin name!!!

"Wow, can I join SCAC?"
"Yeah, just search for SCAC and go to their website!"

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crumpet

A word you call a white person instead of cracker

I was beat up by a gang of crumpets

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tire in the face

What happens when you don't get out of the way of a tire rocketing at your face.

"What happened to Mary?"

"A tire, hit her in the face."

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nba street fighter

Are you crazy?!?! There's no such game! HAHA!

No, seriously, there is no such game!

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code 6

the bread cooler at Subway

Hey, put that bread in the code 6.

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stench

Unappealling aroma, possibly difficult to remove

"Jesus Christ, Barbara, the stench from your flange this morning is disgusting"

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