english english

when english people talk using mostly english slang.
near to imposible for people from other counties to understand.
sometimes it can be misunderstood by english people.

his faja:i coulda had it away with this fucking julie my old china.
austin:are you telling pork pies in a bag of tripe? if u were feeling horney why couldn't you just have a jay Arthur.
his faja: what? Billy no mates?
austin:too right you.

roughly translated...
his faja:i could have been fucking this sexy lady my friend.
austin:are you telling lies?,if u were horney why could you pleasure yourself?
his faja: what alone?
austin:yea.

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wach auf

wake up! in German.
Non German Speakers think its fuck off
same as pass auf can sound like piss off

Teacher:Jordan , wach auf und pass auf.
Jordan: What!? Fuck off and piss off?

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yein

German
means yes and no (very strange)
probably made up by mistake..

German#1: Sprechen sie Deutsch?
Non-German guy#2: Yein!
German#1: Ja und Nein. okay.

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