Dartboard

A £2 coin.

"You got a nugget for a game of pool?"
"Nah mate I've only got a dartboard."

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Shadowman

Someone who becomes much more boring after starting a relationship, a shadow of their former selves.

"Is Mike out tonight?"
"I doubt it, ever since he's been going out with Sarah he's become a real shadowman."

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Nugget

A £1 coin.

"Who's going on the quiz machine?"
"Yeah I may as well, I've got a nugget"

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