Conley

When you're having sex with a girl for six years, and she asks if you're going to finish soon, and you tell her you can't finish because you haven't had an internship.

I was making love to this girl last night, and I wanted to ejaculate on her breasts, but I pulled a Conley and couldn't finish. I am going to get an internship tomorrow so I can ejaculate on her breasts.

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