carpet breathe

1. The taste in ones mouth has giving oral sex to a female.

2. Smell of ones breathe after giving oral sex.

Steve stands in Lee's face after oral sex... "What's up?"

Lee says "Wow, you have bad carpet breathe!"

Steve relies "My bad, been eatin my girl pussy."

Steve replies "Been eatin a lil cooter bang and archie lee!"

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demote

The opposite of promote.

A1: Are you still a starting pitcher?

B2: No I got demoted to the bullpen.

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ODBR

Acronym. Old Dirty Back Road. Ole Dirt Back Road.

1. Commonly a country road mostly driven on to smoke blunts.

2. A road taken just to have sex on.

Lee: "What'd you do last night?"
Steve: "Nothing much, got throwed and kicked some ODBR's."


Lee: "What'd you do last night?"
Steve: "Took Heather down a ODBR and dicked her down."