dorito tits

dorito tits A term used to describe a male person who has grown a large set of bitch tits from eating too many doritos. Can also be used to refer to a female person who's breasts have lost all of their fullness and shape and resemble a dorito, normally after having children and breast feeding. A close relation to cheese tits

Check out that dude, he's got dorito tits.

Check out that chick, she's got dorito tits.

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BLOW YOUR BEANS

To 'Blow Your Beans' or 'Blowing Your Beans' refers to the act of achieving orgasm or 'cumming'. Generally it is a term used for the male orgasm. However women have been known to use the term too.

Billy - I was goosing my bird last night and she wouldn't let me finish inside her. So I pulled out and she said you can BLOW YOUR BEANS all over my tits.

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