analfield

n. ANALFIELD. The home of Liverpool FC (redshite). The location is unknown to many local fans (armchairs, gobshites) who "can't gerra ticket la". Fortunately many foreigners fill the stadium on their behalf.

-"Can you smell shit?"

-"Yes, the winds blowing from Analfield again"

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armchair

n1. comfortable lounge furniture. n2. Gobshite who supports Liverpool FC (redshite), wears lots of scarves, badges and XXL replica shirts bought from local market but has never been near Anfield. Normally appears slightly retarded,overweight and in need of a wash. Shouts and applauds loudly and stupidly at TV when the redshite are on Sky. Has no friends.

"Cum on you redmen", "Stevie laaaarrrrrr" - "FUCK OFF YOU SMELLY ARMCHAIR TWAT!"

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