Groff

verb.

1. The act of unconsciously ejaculating during daylight hours.

2. To suffer a wet dream during a mid-day nap.

Aw, shit! I took a nap after class and I totally groffed myself.

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Boomshonk

v. the act of defecating on an unrestrained, wild, and living frog.

Oh man, I almost boomshonked, but that fucker hopped out of the way at the last second.

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