Trumpkin

Similar to a blumpkin, it is when someone in the Oval Office gives Donald Trump a blowjob while he is taking a shit on his diamond studded golden toilet.

Sean Hannity could barely talk tonight after giving an hour long Trumpkin earlier in the day.

Rusty Trumpbone

A similar act to the rusty trombone. It’s when Donald Trump gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing a trombone...with a 'rusty', brown mouthpiece.

Sean Hannity was all smiles tonight after performing a Rusty Trumpbone on the set with Donny.

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