Gavin

The weird guy in your class. Definitely double-jointed, and very proud of it for some reason. Likes the relatively quiet girl in the class, even tho she has turned him down several times in hilarious fashion. Good for banter and loves soccer. Claims to have massive junk but is secretly Hella insecure.

Friend #1: aww shit looks like Gavin started a dance off in the middle of the floor

Friend #2: let's pray tfuck he dosent just do double jointed stuff and embarrass himself like he did when he chanced that girl

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morton special

The act of anally inserting a toothbrush before turning it on to replicate a vibrating sex toy. Can be implemented during sex for maximum pleasure, or masturbation on limited resources

"So we're in the bathroom, fucking over the sink and I gave her the ol Morton special and she was loving it"