sweet-ass-sweet

something thats very awesome

"Dude! That is sweet-ass-sweet!"

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apple balls

A master of foos ball.

You've just been schooled by apple balls!
Apple balls is on my team today.
Apple balls, you don't need any more practice.
You're such an apple balls wanna be!

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gellin like a felon

A Dr. Scholls® marketing slogan which revised the common English slang term "chillin like a villian" in order to appropriately fit their new product Dr. Scholls® Gel Inserts™. Many people now refer to the word "chillin" as archaic and prefer to use the new word "gellin."

Are you chillin?
No, I'm gellin!

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medieval

Brutal, agressive, and short tempered. Using high levels of testosterone and adrenaline.

If you dont stop fucking with every damn thing in my room...Im gonna go medieval on your ass!

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Poobat

Poobat (or Poobatting) is the activity of simultaneously pooing and masturbating whilst on the toilet.

"Hey stevo, have you ever tried poobatting?"

stevo: ".....what?"

"poobatting, having a poo while batting"

stevo: "k"

"It's like killing two birds with one stone"

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floss

to show off, especially things of high value

once he got the new f50, he couldn't help but floss.

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Hurting

Generally pathetic or terrible.

The Yankees have gone 1-6 in their last 7 games...pretty hurting.

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