Blow up a Dairy Queen

To take a huge shit.

"Dude, you were in there for like an hour!"

"Yeah, I blew up a Dairy Queen."

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Johndom

a nerve in your ass you use to squezzz with when your taking a bogus shit

jo h n dom (hhi"nnn}

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brown ringer

a dried up meal named after the ring of dried gravy on a diner plate after being kept warm in an oven

christ ! is that the time ?.looks like i`m in for a brown ringer when i get home.

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floss

to show off, especially things of high value

once he got the new f50, he couldn't help but floss.

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Hurting

Generally pathetic or terrible.

The Yankees have gone 1-6 in their last 7 games...pretty hurting.

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gosu

Got Objects Stuck in anUs

Refers to people who are uptight by nature.

Dude1: Stfu dont speak
Dude2: ur gosu

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iron maiden

The worlds best ever band, keep linkin park, greenday and girls aloud. Iron Maiden are so good that they dwarf even Motorhead and Metallica.
If you want to listen to a really good song go to HMV now and pick up any Iron Maiden Album. take it home bung it in your CD player and then enjoy the worlds best band.

Also, the reason the zombie is called eddie is very simple. In the garage that the band originally practiced in their was a halloween mask on the wall that was named "Ed the Head" this got turned into Eddie, who was given a body for the album cover and then became the bands mascot.

Iron Maiden kick so much ass that after listening to them you want to put your foot through something, the sole reason i took up my Bass guitar was just so that I could be like Steve Harris (who I idolise so much) I don't go a single day without listening to one of their songs.

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