anal explosion

F.A.R.T

Fuckin Ass Ripping Tripmine

holy shit was that a fart? i felt the vibes through the floor

fuck no it must have been an anal explosion from that fat dude in the pool

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shoipers

An exclamation instead of the "s" word

oh, Shoipers!! That hurt! Shoipers!!

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gumby

somebody that has a severe problem between their brain and their limbs...run like a paraplegic...drop things all the time...miss their nose and poke their eye...cant aim...unco-ordinated in a way that everybody sees that something is wrong, but dont know what it is...well its because theyre GUMBY

cant you catch the ball you gumby cunt:
hey that gumby chick tripped over her own feet:
i asked for body art and the gumby shit managed to blind me block my nose and paint my tongue with thinners, get the drift?

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tackie(s)

Limerick term for a runner/sneaker/trainer

Sorry bud no tackies allowed" or "Me mouth is as dry as an Arabs tackie

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medieval

Brutal, agressive, and short tempered. Using high levels of testosterone and adrenaline.

If you dont stop fucking with every damn thing in my room...Im gonna go medieval on your ass!

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Poobat

Poobat (or Poobatting) is the activity of simultaneously pooing and masturbating whilst on the toilet.

"Hey stevo, have you ever tried poobatting?"

stevo: ".....what?"

"poobatting, having a poo while batting"

stevo: "k"

"It's like killing two birds with one stone"

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bowering

An absolute legend and the nuttiest geezer who gets all the pussy

"You are such a Bowering"

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