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Sacramento squash tourny

A woman takes a tin of red bull,turns it upside down and places a squash ball in the indentation. She then places this up her vagina using the tin to push it all the way up. She then lies on her back with her legs spread and shoots the ball as far as possible.

"Hey Cindy, this party is boring"
"I know Amy, maybe we should have a Sacramento squash tourny to get the party started?"
"That's a great idea!"

by Stevo_Brill May 29, 2015

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Hiding hippo

This the act of melting someone's tub of margerine, taking a dump in it then letting it reset in the fridge. They then butter their bread until they meet the hiding hippo

Yo, that Dave is such an asshole
I know Barry, but don't worry I left him a hiding hippo for his troubles

Nice work Andrew!

by Stevo_Brill May 29, 2015