metrosexual

A heterosexual guy who is pretty much borderline fag.

David the metrosexual dropped his chapstick as he was putting it back into his European handbag. He was just on his way to get a manicure.

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tuggin your tater

Another slang term for "just kidding"

Steve: Hey Bill, remember how drunk we were last weekend?

Bill: Yeah, we were hammered.

Steve: Well, I banged your girlfriend.

Bill: What???

Steve: Gotcha man! Just tuggin your tater!