Hooker Jacked

When you pick up a hooker and get it on, then if you fall asleep she cleans out your wallet and takes off.

Pete went out got himself a ho then passed out, when he woke up in the morning his wallet was empty and he was stranded at the Mustang Ranch, poor Pete got Hooker Jacked.

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Byrate

byrate is when you fart so strong it vibrates the person next to you can feel it.

Becky, in the first row, byrated in class today and johnny, in the third row, felt it.

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