Horse’s hooker

A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.

V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”

Mongulation

Doing something absolutely retarded that hurts or disrupts either you or someone else.

Mahoney.

Joe: “I just flashed my phone’s flashlight into my eyes and blinded myself. Fuck!”

Jeremy: “You’ve practiced self-mongulation.”