tcm

This refers to an easy woman - takes cock man

An acquaintance of mine was pointing out some of the women walking
in the town square the other day. He made the following statement
about a real beautiful one - " See her, she's great, tcm "

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tracks

take rapid action cavan killers searching

The IRA is divided into cells. There are so many cells per county. Cavan, being on the Irish border, means that members of the IRA in that county can travel to Enniskillen for a night's drinking. One night, a member of the Fermanagh cell saw the men from Cavan and gave them a one word message " tracks ". This grim message meant that the British army and police were stopping all traffic and searching houses in the immediate locality.

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kyt

kyt is an acronym for kiss your testicles

My girl friend loves using vulgar expressions.
She is tired of saying " Up Yours " and has started to say kyt

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jmc

Joyous momentous coupling

The young newly marrieds had had a great time with their friends. They had dined at a good restaurant and gone to a dance which finished at two in the morning. They went to bed soon
after they got home and they had a jmc

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H > P

This is used in text messaging and means home to pub. It is particularly useful if your friends know the name of your local and the name of that pub begins with a P

I received a text message from my friend ?rugo2nite I replied H > P

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unisex salon

A hair dressing establishment open to both men and women. Many of them are owned, managed and staffed by women. Some are owned by men and there are several chains some of which are owned by husband and wife partnerships. There may be special hours set aside for men only to go in for a trim or short back and sides.

I usually go to a unisex salon to have my beard trimmed

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