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A reverse titty fuck (see Cincinnati bow tie) where the gent has unexpectedly left toilet paper stuck between his ass cheeks resembling a newspaper
Last night I asked Todd for a Cincinnati bow tie, and to my dismay, I ended up getting a Chicago Tribune.
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A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.
Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.
When you get into the cash cab and the lights come on and you shit yourself
Todd told Mike that he was picked up by the game show “cash cab” and when the the lights came on he couldn’t help but let out a dollar deuce.
Leaving a giant shit in the toilet and continuously pissing on it until it breaks and sinks, resembling the game battleships
Todd got excited and yelled to Mike from the bathroom, “I sunk your battle-shit”
Finding someone and their look-a-like and making both gag on your cock.
Mike was bragging to Todd that he found two similar looking chicks at the bar and he gave them a dopple gagger
Fucking a chick on the rag and making her squirt, getting it splashed onto your face resembling a white water rafting ride.
Todd was unable to make her squirt, so Mike hopped on and showed him how to do some red water rafting.
Placing a mans ball on a hard surface and smashing them to a pulp with your fist, saving the need for a vasectomy.
To save Todd money on a vasectomy, Mike offered to give him a fistectomy for free.