bb8

A spherical badass droid in the sequels of the Star Wars saga. He is buds with R2-D2.He has several weapons at his disposal, such as a taser and a literally lit blowtorch. He doesn't walk, he rolls, since he is spherical, which is the most awe-inspiring, beautiful and memeable way of moving. He Is white & orange, with a surprisingly cute and peng lense/eye. He is Poe Dameron's co-pilot and best bud, and can steal a freighter with the help of a defect stormtrooper that is accompanied by a female scavenger. He can only talk in droid language (binary) but we're sure that if he could talk, Star Wars would be even morebeautiful. His arch-enemy is the fiendish droid BB-9E. He always flies with Poe Dameron in his x-wing, and fixes it for him in emergencies. May The Maker bless his circuits.

Poe: When I mess up everything, I rely on BB-8 to fix my x-wing.
BB8: (in droid language) Yeah , by jamming my dome head in all of ur circuits, lol.

D.I.A.H.

D.I.A.H means die in a hole.

I want all the 'popular' students to just D.I.A.H.
or
I have a list of names of people I want to D.I.A.H., and you're in it.

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captain phasma

Captain of The First Order, who trains stormtroopers, like the loyal TR-8R and the traitorous FN-2187.The attempted new Boba Fett of the Star Wars sequels. She has a cold voice, a posh accent and a heart of lead. She has a stormtrooper-style armor, but made of chromium, so it is actually useful. She is also precise when shooting. She hates smelly traitors like FN-2187, who called her a chrome dome, and threw her down a garbage chute. She is assumed dead after thrown into the burning remains of the Supremacy. She also has a badass cape and a spear-thingy and a blaster.

Finn: mate, today I got owned by Captain Phasma.
Poe: Serves you right for calling her a chrome dome.

Hitoshi Shinso

Roofies man, roofies man, does whatever roofies can. Purple hair, sure why not? Many fangirls find him hot.

Watch out, it's roofies man.

Shinso: Hey there
Person: Hi-
Person 2: Stop? Don't you know that if you answer to Hitoshi Shinso, he can instantly use his magic roofies on you?

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Poe Dameron

Poe Dameron is a pilot in the beautiful Star Wars sequels. He has a flight-jacket that has been given to his..."friend" Finn (FN-2187). The truth is, he is slightly, or very, gay.

Look at stormpilot.

Oh, and btw, Finnrey ain't gonna happen ;).

Person 1: OMG! Poe Dameron is kyute! I hope he ends up with Rey!
Person 2: You kiddin' me? Poe Dameron is gay! He bit his lip at Finn!

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vaderphilia

When you love Darth Vader so much, you keep his burnt helmet by your bed and ask it for advice.
A good example is his nephew Ben Solo, commonly known as kylo Ren or Kyle Ron.

Stormtrooper: Yo, TK-7299, is it me, or does Kylo Ren have a bad case of Vaderphilia?

kyle ron

How not to spell Kylo Ren's name on a Starbuck's cup.

News reporter: Yesterday, a Starbucks shop was destroyed, after they wrote Kyle Ron on Kylo Ren's cup.