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A spherical badass droid in the sequels of the Star Wars saga. He is buds with R2-D2.He has several weapons at his disposal, such as a taser and a literally lit blowtorch. He doesn't walk, he rolls, since he is spherical, which is the most awe-inspiring, beautiful and memeable way of moving. He Is white & orange, with a surprisingly cute and peng lense/eye. He is Poe Dameron's co-pilot and best bud, and can steal a freighter with the help of a defect stormtrooper that is accompanied by a female scavenger. He can only talk in droid language (binary) but we're sure that if he could talk, Star Wars would be even morebeautiful. His arch-enemy is the fiendish droid BB-9E. He always flies with Poe Dameron in his x-wing, and fixes it for him in emergencies. May The Maker bless his circuits.
Poe: When I mess up everything, I rely on BB-8 to fix my x-wing.
BB8: (in droid language) Yeah , by jamming my dome head in all of ur circuits, lol.
I want all the 'popular' students to just D.I.A.H.
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I have a list of names of people I want to D.I.A.H., and you're in it.
How not to spell Kylo Ren's name on a Starbuck's cup.
News reporter: Yesterday, a Starbucks shop was destroyed, after they wrote Kyle Ron on Kylo Ren's cup.
Too Gay To Lay. When your friends say you like someone that is clearly into the opposite gender.
Person 1: So, I heard you like Archie...
Person 2: Are you kidding me?! He is TGTL!!
When you love Darth Vader so much, you keep his burnt helmet by your bed and ask it for advice.
A good example is his nephew Ben Solo, commonly known as kylo Ren or Kyle Ron.
Stormtrooper: Yo, TK-7299, is it me, or does Kylo Ren have a bad case of Vaderphilia?
Roofies man, roofies man, does whatever roofies can. Purple hair, sure why not? Many fangirls find him hot.
Watch out, it's roofies man.
Shinso: Hey there
Person: Hi-
Person 2: Stop? Don't you know that if you answer to Hitoshi Shinso, he can instantly use his magic roofies on you?
Poe Dameron is a pilot in the beautiful Star Wars sequels. He has a flight-jacket that has been given to his..."friend" Finn (FN-2187). The truth is, he is slightly, or very, gay.
Look at stormpilot.
Oh, and btw, Finnrey ain't gonna happen ;).
Person 1: OMG! Poe Dameron is kyute! I hope he ends up with Rey!
Person 2: You kiddin' me? Poe Dameron is gay! He bit his lip at Finn!