Too Gay To Lay. When your friends say you like someone that is clearly into the opposite gender.
Person 1: So, I heard you like Archie...
Person 2: Are you kidding me?! He is TGTL!!
A sandy wasteland, riddled with scavengers, that everyone wants to go back to. It exists in a Galaxy far, far away, in the parallel universe of Star Wars. It is the home planet of Rey, The last Jedi. Even if it's a disgusting, sandy dump, people want to go back there.
Finn: Why does everyone want to go back to Jakku ??!!?
A really old slightly creepy orange alien, with glasses, from Star Wars.
Maz Kanata is slightly creepy.