Spooky

When a situation, person, or object is disturbing or concerning, to the extent of suggesting impending or imminent danger. Increasingly common in professional/work settings, although not as commonly used in the mainstream as the variation applied to ghosts and creepy things.

1. "Walking under that crane while it's moving those huge metal storage containers is pretty spooky."
2. "I'm glad he gave up on trying to fight that spooky bouncer, man."
3. "I'm not going up that creaky, wobbly, spooky ladder again..."

Badum

An onomatopoeia often used in manga for when someone with large breasts walks up to (or past) a male character.

In "Higurashi: When They Cry" vol. 1, page 41, the sound effect is portrayed when Mion walks past the main character.

Busty character walks by "badum".

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Fifty Shaded

When you go home with someone after a night at the club, bar, party or meeting via Tinder, only to find out that they are into some weird/kinky/BDSM shit and intend to play it out with you. Applies best when you aren't aware of this beforehand and are taken by surprise, and especially when you can't back out.

Susan: Did you have a good night with that guy Chad?

Jessica: No...I got to his place and he brought out chains and whips.

Susan: Ooooh, you got fifty shaded!
Jessica: SHUT UP you have no idea what I went through!

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Ariana Grande

A spoiled Mexican-American brat who's somehow famous for her hair flip and mediocre body featuring little more than an equally flat chest and ass.

Dave: Dude, Ariana Grande is so sexy!
James: Really? She looks like a 13 year-old.
Dave: Oh damn! I never thought of that!

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murloc

A humanoid fish creature from World of Warcraft that is extremely annoying for the following reasons:

-You can never fight just a single murloc.
-They chase you forever.
-They repeatedly scream 'BRAWLARWLLARLAWRL!" when they chase you.
-Almost all of them either cast or throw spears.
-They are in almost every beginning area...somewhere. Except for dun morogh and durotar (I think).
-They almost always wind up killing you at some point.
-They run like drunken collegues chasing after a naked sorority girl.
-They can keep up with your swimming.
-Out of all humanoids, they very commonly seem to dismount you quickly.
-They always drop fish oil, shiny fish scales, or murloc eyes; all are useless bag-space wasters unless you're an alchemist or shaman.

They are also the focus of an extremely annoying in-game fad that involves multiple users discussing murlocs and substituting their names into stories/movies/games/comics/etc. for hours (and sometimes days) on end. Examples:

-Dawn of the Murloc.
-Star Wars: The Murloc Strikes Back
-Big Murloc's House
-The Lord of the Murloc
-300 Murlocs
-Spider-Murloc
-Murloc Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
-The Legend of Murloc: The Ocarina of Time
-Murloc MD (a reference to the Fox show,'House MD')
-Night Shift Murlocs
-MurlocBallZ
-Inumurloc
-When Harry met Murloc
-Chasing Murloc
-Super Murloc Bros.
Etc....

"Gar, damn those Murlocs! They always spawn on top of me!"

Tom: "Hey Bob, there's a chest ahead."
Bob: "Alright, lets go loot it."
Murloc: BRAWLARLAWRL!
*Tom and Bob are killed by 10 suddenly-spawned murlocs*

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Orgify

To make something worth thrill so high that it is comparable to having an orgasm, hence the 'org' and 'ify' following.

Orgify my existance, embrace my member and I call u out!

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Griefer

1. In gaming, a griefer is a player who actively attempts to ruin the fun/progress/leisure of other players logged into the same game, often to the extent of the the person being griefed giving up on playing for a time. Especially true for player-vs-player (PvP) games.
2. In the context of general internet and message board posting, a griefer is someone whose goal is to start fights/arguments, relentlessly attacks certain posters and communities, etc. Generally speaking, the goal of the Internet griefer is to make other users’ virtual lives hell on earth.

“Tanya reported the griefers who had been camping her corpse in WoW for the last few hours, keeping her from enjoying the game.”

“The young griefer did everything he could to disrupt the peace in a football forum, especially in harassing younger members and starting controversial conversations just because.”