Cuff Stinks

Catching an errant sleeve on the down/upstroke when wiping a messy nipsy.

I was in a rush so rolling my sleeves up wasnt a factor until I gave myself cuff stinks.

Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.

Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.