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Rectal emissions so profound, not only can you taste them, but you swear you can see them.
My friend ate so many tacos, he was firing off blasts of brown air all night.
Penetration without lubrication
Geeves got bloody bamboozled. He couldnât sit for a week.
A beaver so worn, when seated, leaves snail tracks on chairs.
She was so juicy loosie, she left smears on my patio chair when she stood up.
A rectum so diseased, you wake up three days later with an infected phallus.
I got so drunk this weekend and banged that girlâs peppering poopshoot. Now I got a severe case of fire cock.
Slapping your dingus on your sleeping friend.
Mark was sleeping, so I unzipped my pants and slapped him with my snuffle upperkiss.
A saliva covered fully erect, short, fat, rhinoceros shaped pud.
He shoved that slimy rhinoceros right up my twat. I was unprepared for its girth resulting in me firing of a brown missile.
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The act of masturbating with your hairbrush while menstruating.
When that time of the month came, Becky went through so many hairbrushes making bloody buffalos.