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Ellipsisters

When multiple persons synchronize their periods, resulting in three simultaneous periods (like an ellipsis).

Jamie: "What's wrong, Charli? Is it your time of the month too?"
Charli: "Yeah sorry, cramps are absolutely destroying me right now."
Riley: "No way, mine just began this morning!"
All: "...ellipsisters! (cheering then groaning)"

by Stikki Thiccums January 1, 2024


Boobastank

When perspiration collects between your breasts leading to a foul odor. The scent often becomes pervasive, saturating your clothing leading to a readily discerned aroma.

Taylor: "I could have sworn you were going home with that guy last night, what happened?"
Izzy: "Girl, I had an immense case of Boobastank. That bar was too crowded and I haven't washed that bra for months."

by Stikki Thiccums January 1, 2024


Ball Wheel Drive

When you slip on a spent rubber (condom), often post-coitus or the morning after while getting out of bed, often leading to injury.

John: "Dang dude, how'd you mess up your ankle?"
Mike: "Umm... I slipped and fell due to a Ball Wheel Drive incident. Really drives me nuts."

by Stikki Thiccums January 1, 2024