wenis

A woman's (faux)penis, most likely induced by her pants' crotch being too large.

"Whoa dude...my wenis is totally showing!"
"His penis is so small it's practically a wenis!"
"I hate these pants; they give me a wenis."

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douche bagel

synonym for douche bag; not necessarily used in a negative way.

"hey douche bagel, what's up?"
"that guy is a fucking douche bagel!"

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