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The Bulgarian Assault Robot is a piece of hyper advanced technology built in the Bulgarian sector of the Balkan rage dimension somewhere between the years 7.3-7.4 quadrillion C.E by hyper advanced Bulgarian Scientists. The robot has the ability to transcend multiple dimensions in order to wipe out its foes with its hyper advanced weapons that can destroy entire universes in the blink of an eye. It is the 3rd most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse, and the only two beings capable of defeating it are the legendary Jack Daniels and Tony Roma.
"The Bulgarian Assault Robot just wiped out the shmirg dimension using its Atomic hyper Cannon"
Jack Daniels is the name given to the most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse. It is an immortal omnipotent inter-dimensional creature with unlimited powers that is beyond the comprehension of all other beings in the Gigaverse. it can even defeat the mythical Tony Roma. It can take unlimited forms however its most common form is of a strange 7th grader with really bad acne who crawls around on the floor.
"Jack Daniels is so powerful not even the Bulgarian assault robot and Tony Roma combined can defeat him."
a cloud shaped like a schlong.
"bro look at that cloud!"
"that's a schlongulonimbus bruh"
The most extreme type of rage possible. Activating Balkan rage first requires either Being a Person of Balkan origin or having an unfortunate event relating to the Balkans occur to you, You then must channel the Balkan energy flowing through your body into your brain by using frequency bending, where the Balkan energy goes through a process causing it to become highly radioactive, which will then cause a nuclear reaction to occur in your head which you then must force out of you using frequency bending powers. Depending on the amount of Balkan rage one experiences, the devastating blast from it can be large enough to destroy entire universes in a single blow. However if a person experiences enough Balkan rage at once they will instantly die making it an extremely dangerous thing to perform
"I'm so mad i'm activating Balkan rage"
"bro that's gonna kill us all"
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Tony Roma is the name given to an extremely powerful and immortal inter-dimensional creature that is the 2nd most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse. It is extremely mysterious as nobody except Jack Daniels, the most powerful being in the gigaverse truly understands The motives of Tony Roma. Its true form is utterly incomprehensible to all beings except for Jack Daniels. The last time Tony Roma was observed it had taken the form of a turkey that lived in Kensington, California, where it would mysteriously stand near a single car of unknown origin for multiple months straight without moving, nobody knows why it did this, however One day Tony Roma mysteriously vanished off the face of the earth never to be seen again, and it has been theorized that it transcended to an alternate plane of existence.
"Tony Roma has vanished off the face of the earth"
That one time Mr. Benjamin tag teamed with Terrence Howard and created a time machine to go back to ancient Egypt and helped the ancient Egyptians to build the pyramids using frequency manipulation in order to reach the Anunnaki aliens from planet Nibiru that came out of a wormhole in the sky, But then the Anunnaki attacked them and Terrence Howard got killed, so Mr. Benjamin mummified him and then applied frequencies to the body in order to Reincarnate him, after this Mr. Benjamin became a master of Frequency bending and defeated the Anunnaki by banishing them to the 11th dimension which then imploded and destroyed the Anunnaki. After this he went to the Aztec empire and helped them build a wall out of 1,200 ton blocks. He and Terrence Howard then got back in the time machine and came back to the modern era but then a tsunami made by the government was about to hit so he reverted the tsunami with frequencies, however while he was doing this the evil shadow government came and gave him a Covid vaccine which caused him to overdose on Iron and then die, However his spirit ascended all 11 dimensions and he became immortal and so he 1 shot the shadow government with his frequency railgun.
"bro did you hear the new Mr. Benjamin lore?"
"yeah it gave me permanent brain damage"