Trollied

Waking up with a pound coin, or token, in ones rectum.

I felt terrible this morning. I woke up with a pound coin up my backside....... I must have been trollied last night.

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Indoor Sunbathing

A excuse used by parents caught in the advance stages of intimacy by ones younger children.

When I woke up and came down stairs for a drink my parents were indoor sunbathing in front of the fire.

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