Dick winded

Getting your dick (penis) farted on whilst at the urinal

Christian aka Ricky Bobby got dick winded when he was taking a piss at the urinal when Gazza stood next to him at & farted on his dick.

Pouch sniffer

An individual that can sniff out a pouch ( woman's vagina) within a 2 kilometre radius.

Damn, Ricky Bobby the "pouch sniffer" has run off as he sniffed out that pouch again!!