when you match with a boy/girl on tinder, message them, and hear no reply. Getting your hopes up and crushing them.
don't shed a tintear, shes just a bitch
When you shit and wipe so often it leads to a sore asshole, and eventually bleeds a little bit.
"After I ate two Chipotle burritos i got a Satans kiss on the tenth wipe."
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When you make a match on tinder, message him/her and then never hear a response back
I matched with an extremely hot girl; but she turned out to be another tinder tease
A simple sex move, it involves the 69 position but both parties involved place peanut butter on their man and lady bits, and you henceforth lick the peanut butter off like dogs
"How did it go with Jenna last night?"
"Great we fucked and she gave the best peanut 69 I ever had!"