Icer

When a man takes a bag of ice and drops it on his scrotum just at the point of climax while masturbating. The idead is that the cold ice shocks the testicles and thus produces an exciting feeling.

Jon couldn't believe the orgasm he experiences when he gave himself an icer.

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jizzbrain

when gay men shove dicks in each others ear so much that jizz comes in contact with the brain

mike has jizzbrain

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Nurse Rage

The reaction of a male nurse after twelve hours of tending to the care of filthy minorities.

Joe had the worst case of nurse rage after a 5'1" Latino man called him bald.

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The Muffin Man

A man who makes muffins and gives them to all of the people to whom he feels worthy enough. A song was written about him.

Blueberry, chocolate chip, and many more.

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necrophiliac

someone you wouldn't be caught dead with

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac

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Brown

A term used to identify any person whit dark skin who's national origin can not be determined.

I wonder where those browns who just moved in are from.

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Rust

Residue stuck to the base of the penis and testicles after intercourse with a girl on her period.

After banging Erin's bloody cooch, Jon looked down and noticed rust on his junk.

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