piss mustache

Piss mustache: a word used to the describe the action of pissing on someone’s mouth until they shit so hard it digs a 14km hole in the ground. And then the person pissing would have stopped and shook his penis 2 times and go on with his day. While on the other hand the guy that was getting “piss mustached” would be stuck in the 14km hole and develop a yellow tinted mustache hence the word piss mustache. And remember to SHAKE 2 TIMES, NO MORE!

Guy1: “hey did you see me doing a piss mustache”

Guy2: “ yeah, but you forget one thing”

Guy1: “ what did I forget”

Guy2: “you forgot to shake 2 times”

Guy1: I forgor💀

floober doober

Floober doober: a word used to describe a Dutch man with a spikey cucumber up his ass that has a sexual relationship with Hitler.

David: hey Ernest
Ernest: what
David: did you see that floober doober
Ernest: depends was his name toddy?

David: YES!
Ernests: then I saw him

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Grompikidiouse

Grompikidiouse: a commonly used word used for isolating a guy named toddy in a bathroom and and farting in it so much that it will turn the bathroom in to a diy gas chamber that will make any radical neo nazi proud. And make sure to seal any airway and sound isolate the room in case the pesky Anne frank decides to ruin your reputation by writing it down in her diary

David: hey Ernest

Ernsest: what
David: do you want to do grompikidiouse
Ernsest: OF COURSE! but make sure to eat a lot of beans