Eat her shit

A term of endearment used by a man to describe a woman they would willingly give oral sex to.

Man 1: "Man, have you seen the new librarian on campus?"
Man 2: "The Russian one? I would TOTALLY eat her shit!"

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Rimfire

The painful, burning rash one experiences the day after an intense 'salad-tossing'.

Guy 1: "Hey dude did you get with Christine last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I got some nasty rimfire up in here!"

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