A word used to describe the immaculate grooming and extremely masculane quality of a genuinly great beard.
The tightness of his beard is simply overwhelming, he looks like James Garfield.
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The heaviest day of a womanâs period.
Beckysâ crimson rush came on her second day of spring break in Cancun. This was the result of poor planning.
The list of people that have given the same man oral sex.
Sandy and her best friend Renaldo were both part of Toddsâ pipe club.
A common term in the porn industry to measure the distance between the scrotums of two males while performing a devils threesome. 1-2 inches is the norm. If there is less than 1/16 of an inch one or more of the actors most likely performs in gay porno films as well.
Vicky was so fat Carl and Kenny could have parked a Kenworth between the ball gap.
Just big dicks and also some boobs. Often referring to the ratio of men to women on a team in a coed softball or bowling league. The men care too much. One woman cares too much. And the others are there to hit the league quota so the game doesnât get cancelled.
New hire: Who is on the work bocce team?
Employee in 7th year at company: Mostly jbdaasb.
When a person has a bowel movement while showering and proceeds to force it down the drain with his/her foot.
I could tell from her glistening brown toes that Ethel had done the monster mash this morning.