Stintcident

A Stintcident is a accidental stint on a bender involving strippers, a large amount of cash and unhealthy amount of Nosebeers

Person 1: dude where have you been for the last week? You’re on the police missing persons list
Person 2: Mate i’ve had myself a stintcident

Itnernet ratbag

A Itnernet ratbag is similiar to an Internet Ratbag except for people who can’t spell Internet or have have smoked too many winfield blue 30 packs

Person 1: Can you believe that Nice Blonde Lady calls herself an “Itnernet Ratbag”

Person 2: yeah she probably likes a good sink piss too