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meat cracks

The small bits of space in the stomach left over after one has eaten a tremendous amount of meat such as the amount consumed to produce meat sweats. To date, experiments have shown that the only substance with the proper consistency to fill in the meat cracks in a human stomach is frozen yogurt, aided by Taylor Swift music.

Nick took us out to get some FroYo after the Brazilian steak house dinner to fill in the meat cracks.

by StirThePot_718 April 11, 2019