Roche

Waking up in the morning and realizing that the last thing you ate is Taco Bell and Dairy Queen, so that can only mean one thing. What's about to happen in the bathroom is going to wake up the entire family to the sound of playing the toilet trumpet.

Nothing like a little Roche to start the day. I knew that fourth meal was a bad idea.

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Heffner

A person that goes to great lengths and long painstaking hours to find that one thing that has alluded them for generations. Abandoning love, friendships, career, food, hygiene, and manners in order to make a way out of no way. Embracing the many hours of torture and ridiculous stares that come from the pursuit of the authentic, beautiful, and perfect Badonkadonk. From the German verb Heffen which means "to search for booty".

I mean really, staying at it in the mirror, isn't going to make it any bigger. I like her, but I wish she would just stop being such a Heffner.