douchepickle

A pickled treat often stored and sold in an unused douchebag.

"Charles, you're such a douchepickle!" "Wow, Bonnie, what a douchepickle thing to say."

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Dirty Seagull

The act of applying sand to one's penis, either through the use of glue or some other adhesive, and penetrating another person sexually, either via anal or vaginal intercourse.

After Susan forgot to pick the clothes from the dry cleaner, Martin gave her a Dirty Seagull.

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