uniboob

What happens when white trash whores don't have money to pay for Playboy boobs at Boob R Us, but still want to have big tit (notice the lack of 'ties')

Dumb bitch wants them fake ass playmate titties, but couldn't pay for it, so she got a uniboob.

stoned

being under the influence of any drug

dude im so stoned, i cant even walk

philosophy

The reason for wars and pain and death in the world.

nothing else to say really

The ball is in your court

the Origins of this phrase are as yet, unconfirmed. But is believed to have been first said somewhere in the south of England

a non-confrontational way of saying "it's your turn" and can be adapted as in his/her/their court.

Adrian: do you wanna spark it?
Gareth: the ball's in your court, man.
Adrian asking Gareth if he wants to light Adrian's joint.