Crammond

The kind of guy that taps anything with a pulse, especially after a gallon of lager

Ey up, look at that jamie crammond, be like throwing a sausage down an allyway with that behind on it, wonder if he will touch the sides

Mark Poole

Somebody who likes to experiment with objects in their booty

Woah, look at that mark poole, he has a cell phone up his anus