Bristol City

A football team in Bristol, England commonly known for playing terrible football in the championship and disappointing their fans. Also well known for having the fastest football player to ever play: Chris Martin.

Skinhead 1: “Bristol City are so shit why do I pay to watch this shite”

Skinhead 2: “At least Massengo has massive hair”

Skinhead 1: “Yeah I guess, do you want to go and do cocaine in the cubical?”

Skinhead 2: “yeah have you got the bag or has Al got it?”