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This delicious delicacy is made with the leftover smegma from your gooch. The tasty remnants are then rolled up into little tatter tot sized balls and baked on high for 30-35 minutes. It is crucial that they are given 5 minutes to cool, as this will complete the crisping process. Recommended for ages 5+
Johnny Crapplebees: Yo Tyrant, Iâm looking for a nice side to go with my turkey sandwich. Any suggestions?
Tyrantula: Juicy Johnson.. I got the perfect snack for you. Try some of the Tainter Tots I made last night, theyâll really hit the spot and even pack some protein. I also have a nice creamy dipping sauce for ya too if youâre interested ;)
Johnny Crapplebees: Wow.
When your gonads hang so low that they dip into the toilet. If there is poo poo in the toilet, this may be similar to dunkinâ donuts in some black coffee.
Mike: Yo Stone, I was munchinâ on some cream filled donuts this morning. When I bit into one, the cream squirted right into my eye. Shit still stings.
Stoney: Dawg thatâs nothing. I was Dunkinâ Doz Nuts during my morning shit like crazy. Had to take 3 showers to fully clean my knackers off.
The act of taking such a horrible shit that it scars you for years and possibly even for life. Not uncommon to experience this after enduring Toilet Sodomy (See Toilet Sodomy).
Mike: Bro I have been experiencing some awful POO-TSD lately. The dump I took last week felt like I shit out my large intestine.
Stoney: Bro youâre disgusting...
The best Disturbed song for a girl to listen to while getting fisted in the ass. This is also equivalent to the amount of knuckles Kim K. has taken to the spinky.
Tyrant: Bro I was listening to Disturbed yesterday I love them.
Big Easy: Dawg, I heard the last dude that fisted Jerry Sandooksky had white knuckles afterwards. Had to listen to some 10,000 fists by Disturbed to regain the feeling.
Tyrant: Big asses and hairy snatches are what I like. Also like flicking the occasional jellybean.
This occurs when someone drops a piece of toilet paper on the floor and goes to pick it up. When the victim is reaching down, the toilet simultaneously flushes and explodes in the face of the dumb shitwad, causing a facial shitsplosion. This happens quite often, and can even end careers.
Tyrant: Dude I went to Dunkinâ yesterday and saw this dude come out of the bathroom brown af. Wasnât sure if he was just Indian or if something tragic happened in there..
Big Easy: Bro, he clearly experienced a Facial Shitsplosion. Def was reaching down for some TP and caught a nice slimy log or four to the face.
Tyrant: Hopefully he doesnât end up with Poo-TSD
The man consumes copious amounts of fruit, causing his semen to taste sweet. He proceeds to ejaculate into the womanâs mouth, while she simultaneously sucks on his furry pebbles, receiving a delicious taste of Fruity Pubeles⦠part of a balanced breakfast.
Barney: Dude my girlfriend has been super hungry lately, itâs kind of making her a total bitch.
Fred: Brotato, just give her a taste of some of your Fruity Pubeles and sheâll be satiated in no time.
Mike: Yo Stonathan, my wife was pegging me last night and she pulled on my nuts and I burst like a fire hydrant.
Stoney: Dude, next time have her massage your Scruntul and youâll erupt like Kilimanjaro.