stinkpalm

Grotesque act of social terrorism.
1) Spot someone you have little or no respect for at a social gathering.
2) Sneakily put your hand down the back of your own pants, and have a good rummage, exposing it to (how can I put this..?) ass-sweat.
3) Boldly run up to your target, extending the 'infected' hand for him/her to shake.
4) They are left with a stinky hand and complete ignorance of the insult they have been exposed to. You are left with an equally stinky hand, but also a sense of pride/victory.

Aka Shaolin Stinkpalm

"Beware the Shaolin Stinkpalm, you fool!"

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WP

Noun: The pasty, waxen complexion of a youth who spends too much time alone in his bedroom.
Abbreviation of "Wanker's Pallor"

"Ew! That's a definite case of WP! I'd hate to change his sheets..."

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DarkCobra

Apparently can't spell 'Sceptic'. Could just be an American (See bumper), but I don't know the guy, so my criticism seems unwarranted.

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nu-metal

Years from now, people will look back and smile in fond recollection of the nu-metal songs they used to sing in the playground when they were five years old.

Mummy, I can't sleep without my Linkin Park CD playing. Where's my teddy bear gone? Where's Chester? Mummy..?

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Bumper

1) Noun: A homosexual man. Alternatively, a man you know to be heterosexual who will be upset at any more explicit slurs on his sexuality.

2) Adjective: Having effeminate or ineffectual qualities.

Derived from a truncation of "Bum-Humper"

1) "Is that guy a bumper or what?"

2) "That's another bumper hit from Craig David!"

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Narfing

Narfing = Nothing, really. Just a word I made up to get another link to Chris Horner to proclaim to the world that he's no bumper! Chris don't bump!

"I wanted a whole bunch of people to see what a bumper Horner isn't, so I invented the word Narfing"
- Stooo

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nu-metal face

To do the Nu-Metal Face:
1) PLace your clenched fists against the sides of your head, pressing in on your temples.
2) Contort your mouth and eyes in the way that you might if you were passing a really big shit
3) Rock back and forth slightly.
4) Scream "Noooo! I won't tidy my rooooom!!!" at the top of your pre-pubescent voice.
5) Repeat as necessary, occasionally pulling up the top of your Linkin Park hoodie for effect.

"You just don't understand me!!! I won't do my Homeworrrrkkkk!!!!"

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