CFD

C.F.D, Compulsive F-Ball Disorder.
When one gathers all trends and stereotypes and begins to form an alternate personality where they are indeed not a loser.

CFD affects many confused teenagers who find copying others is "cool".

CFD victims often are the following: Emo, Preppy, suffering from "Anxiety", "Social Anxiety", "Panic Attacks", "Bi-Polar", and many other common BS such as ADD and ADHD.

CFD victims are suspected to have, legitimately, multiple personality disorder(s) and dyslexia.

They often make absolute NO sense with what they say, so you are left to guess what they meant in their statements.

Stay safe and DON'T support CFD - it takes REAL people to stop this genetic disorder affecting the world.

Quotes from a real CFD victim:

"I pretend to be "happy", which IF you see a smile on my face, don't fall it, stupid."

"If you tell me your deepest serect, I'll keep it to the point, where I will hate you, sometime"

"Anyways; from this, you can tell, I hate kids who are on medication, I'm very Judgemental, and that my life sucks period, even though we are half filthy rich. :)"

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